CANDLE:  List at least three of your biggest passions. 

  • learning. seriously— knowledge of any kind is so astounding like w ow i want to just soak all that intellect up yo
  • social justice. i honestly don’t think there’s anything that can piss me off more than any type of injustice (racism, homophobia, sexism, transphobia, abuse, sexual assault, etc.) really tho it manages to simultaneously make me despise humanity that much more and also wants me to grab a pitchfork and kill a man (oh my god i sound like light yagami help)
  • cthulhu. how could i not have my elder god monster love on the list of my biggest passions? although i apologize for my blasphemy for not placing him at the top

eurydce
green-, cottage-, kitchen-, sea-, and curse-witch!

green witch: do you have a garden? plants?
not really a huge fan of plants. tbh i’m so lazy i’d forget to water them and they’d be dead within a week

cottage witch: do you like crafts?
i lovelovelove crafts but i’m so horrible when it comes to finishing/starting them. i think i have over 50 something pages of diys bookmarked and i literally hardly ever look at them

kitchen witch: best meal you’ve ever had?
oh my god bro anything with pasta. or the first time i went to blu sushi that was orgasmic

sea witch: would you ever swim with sharks? if not, what would you like to swim with?
I HAVE AND IT WAS BEAUTIFUL AND WONDERFUL AND OH MY GOD THEY ARE SUCH GORGEOUS CREATURES AND IT WAS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE AND NOW MY DREAM IS TO GO TO AUSTRALIA AND DO THOSE GREAT WHITE SHARK CAGE-DIVING TOURS

curse witch: had any good acts of revenge lately?
eh it wasn’t a personal act of vengeance, but one time there was a customer being really rude to one of my baby coworkers (he was fifteen the poor thing) while asking for a refill and when he came up he had this terrible kicked-puppy face so i grabbed the customer’s cup and spit in it then refilled it and took it back to the asshole myself because no one messes with my children

jaclcfrost:

having a crush on both a character and the person who plays that character is just like

prepare for trouble

and make it double

haanigram:

abigail-rising:

The Korean promos speak to me on a spiritual level.

are we not going to talk about the heart focusing on mads chest hair

alzix:

I live in constant fear of being shit on by a bird

firewonk:

same

thegaathing:

no I can’t like that post right now they’ll know I’m online and I’m either supposed to be asleep or I’m avoiding all forms of social interaction

ruinedchildhood:

me as a teacher

cinoh:

David Shrigley

cinoh:

David Shrigley

Facts

Name: nesa
Favourite saved URL: n/a
The next film you’re planning to watch: the shining
The last movie you watched: she’s the man 
The book you’re currently reading: american gods; american psycho; the shining
Favourite male fictional character: crowley from supernatural 
Favourite female fictional characters: elektra from marvel
The number of songs on your iPod: spotify
That one song that’s been stuck in your head all week: pulses by karmin
The fictional character you identify with most: ymir from attack on titan 
Favourite word: terpsichore

I do all the things you used to hate. I dye my hair colors that make the church ladies stare. I go to bed without dinner and subside entirely on air. I make tea and pour cream in after. I give up reading. I give up The Beatles. I never eat another plate of scrambled eggs. I shape myself into someone you would dislike. My speech sharpens. My teeth turn to fangs. I let go of the softness that drew you to me. My fingernails itch to become claws and I don’t fight it. This is what it takes to survive. I let people into my bed that I would have walked right past with you. He is sad-eyed and needs my flimsy paper wrists to support him. I pour every late night with you into him, until he says, ‘I love you, I love you’ and I say, ‘Shh, you’ll ruin the fun.’ I do what it takes to forget you, and at the end, have more bruises than the ones I started with, but I can finally look at a sunset and not feel anything at all.

—Lora Mathis, I Practice Death To Forget You

hellomydroogs:

i think my best talent is eating while watching hannibal

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