"Life is about finding that one person you’re supposed to be with."
"Romantic love is what makes us human!"
"Nobody wants to die alone."
"You just haven’t met that person yet!"
"Who are we without the person we love?"
happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween
(so because i’m a dumbfuck i just now noticed that i was tagged by bansheewitch two weeks ago — i’m so sorry dear T.T — a n y w a y here it is)
Tumblr title: petere imperium quod inanus
Shoutout!: GIRLS GO GIRLS YOU ROCK
ANYTHING IN CAPS: G I R L S
Favourite number: 69 [immature snickering in the distance]
Favourite colour: black
Time zone: eastern standard
Time & Date: 17 september 2014 10:25PM
The average number of hours of sleep i get at night: 4-6
The last thing i googled was: “is luke evans oralndo blooms clone”
My most used phrase(s): “fuck”
If i can run a marathon or marathon netflix I choose: lololol is this even a real question
The first word that comes to mind: sex
If i can have pancakes or waffles, I’m picking: pancakes
Favorite fruit: pomegranates
Buffalo or BBQ: bbq
My pizza toppings are: black olives, mushrooms, green peppers
Favorite video game: any silent hill
Most hated TV show: that one really misogynistic tbs show. i think it was called men at work or something idk
A TV show you miss: teenage mutant ninja turtles (2003) :((((
If i was a Pokemon, I would be: i’d want to be charizard and burn everything to the ground but let’s be real i’d probably either be one of those really creepy ghost-type pokemon no one would want or snorlax
The last thing i said to a family member: “yes” (in response to whether i ate or not)
One place that makes me happy, and why: any place that has coffee
My patronus is: a giant mass of swirling tentacles and darkness that simultaneously instills fear and the craving for calamari in every individual who gazes upon it (aka cthulhu)
The number of blankets i sleep under: none. i sleep with nothing and the fan on high because apparently my room turns into the flames of hell while i’m asleep
Favourite beverage(s): water, tea, c o f f e e
Favorite webcomic: n/a
Favorite comic: the killing joke. oh my god.
Favorite manga: attack on titan, death note
Favorite anime: attack on titan, tokyo ghoul, free!, danganronpa, psycho pass
Favorite cartoon: teenage mutant ninja turtles (2003), totally spies, courage the cowardly dog
The toiler paper roll should go: over
Peeing in the shower is: a very odd topic
Two celebrity crushes: lady gaga and nicki minaj own my soul
Two fictional crushes: thorin oakenshiel and elektra natchios
A TV show more people should watch: sleepy hollow
The last movie i watched in a cinema: guardians of the galaxy
A piece of advice to all of my followers: fuck anyone who doesn’t accept you or makes you doubt yourself or makes you feel like you don’t belong. fuck them. you don’t need them in your life. you’re fucking perfect. you are. and fuck anyone who dares to say otherwise.
Favourite band(s): bastille, neon jungle
A band i would wipe from the face of the Earth: none really but i’d gladly wipe robin thicke’s pathetic life off this planet
You all have to listen to this song: bailando (spanish and english version) by enrique iglesias
A song that speaks to me: u + ur hand by pink
Something you love but are constantly disappointed by: humanity
Preferred nosepicking finger: my middle finger so i can simultaneously flip off society
My most desired bobblehead: G R O O T.
My anaconda don’t want none unless the state of the economy recovers, minimum wage workers see an increase in their pay, and women, racial, and sexual minorities acquire their rights.